I found a nice gem of a video for today. You can learn a few lessons from this guy:
1) Stay off the phone - If you're at a baseball game, what the hell are you doing on a cell phone, watch and enjoy the damn game.
2) Bring a glove to the game if you suck - Sitting right next to the fair pole, if you can't catch a one hopper, be like the woman sitting next to you and bring a glove, chump.
3) Be friendly with the people sitting around you - While this man was talking about who knows what on his phone, there were about seven people (two with gloves) standing around watching the ball make a run at his face, I thoroughly enjoyed watching.
4) Don't be a Yankee fan - Do you think that would happen to anyone sitting near Pesky's Pole? No way. Bare handed while holding on to two beers and a hot dog is how we do it.
Thanks to wallyg for the photo of Yankee Stadium.