In a Fantasy Football game for the ages, the Ninja Narwhals of Dorchester scraped by the 4th & Long* squad from
Unicorns of the Sea vs. The Cheating Commissioner
The game started out with the Narwhals quickly falling behind to their nemesis. With Frank Gore and Mike Wallace the only two players involved in the early games, the Josh Gans coached squad took a commanding lead. A last second touchdown by Wallace helped the Narwhals save some grace and positioned them to make a push in the late games.
In the late afternoon games, the Narwhals strove ahead on the backs of seven players, including a truly motivated game by Cedric "Bears Blackballing" Benson. Tallying up 93.9 points for the day, the Adam Pieniazek led group could only sit back and watch as Gans sent Hakeem Nicks and Tim Hightower out onto the night-time gridiron.
The matchup started out well enough, with Tim fumbling the ball early and getting yanked for Beanie Wells. After a few tense moments with Hakeem Nicks racking up points on a circus play, the 4th & Long* squad came up just short, racking up 89.6 points for the night. With no players left, it was clear the Narwhals would march on to victory, the only question that remained was by how much?
The Strategic Sitting
With Donovan McNabb and Chris Cooley scheduled for the Monday Night game, the Ninjas Unicorns of the Sea had a real chance to run up the score against their arch rivals. Instead the legendary Mr. Money gathered his team and told them to take a knee.
We played a tough team out there today. Some people may say they cheat, but I say they scratch, crawl and do anything to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Today we did not just fight, we scratched, crawled, and poked our massive horns and whirled our steely nun chucks and did anything and everything to secure a W. Men, I'm proud of you. Tonight, we celebrate. Tomorrow we rest. That includes you D-Van and Chris. For we are not just men, we are gentlemen.
And with the inspiring speech spoken, the Narwhals withdrew the attack and settled in. For the battle has been won, but now, these Ninja Narwhals of Digital Dorchester must prepare for the war.